Larry is baffled by text messages from a child; Leon assumes another identity; Jerry Seinfeld gets acquainted with Marty Funkhauser

Cheryl has competition for the “Seinfeld” role from one of Jeff’s clients; a law-enforcement officer’s name is a topic of interest; and Larry gets in touch with his feminine side.

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

Larry and Jerry Seinfeld consider incorporating Larry’s latest real-life experience into the reunion show.

Larry has a run-in with Rosie O’Donnell over a restaurant bill, and also learns a lesson about being disabled.

Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary’s anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry’s doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry.

Larry deploys an ulterior motive by convincing Loretta to consult a doctor who specializes in cancer patients and their relationships; Richard Lewis is offended by Larry’s treatment of his new girlfriend; Leon asks Larry to do a favor for a friend who’s a big “Seinfeld” fan.