Roger wants to be roasted on his birthday but ends up being distraught by the jokes; the Smith family goes on the run.

Stan tries to get the family into shape for a neighborhood pool party; an accident leaves Stan humiliated.

While out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.

Roger reveals that he played on the gold-medal-winning 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team as a steroid-abuser. Stan is able to convince Roger to return his Olympic gold medal, but Roger has a difficult time dealing with the loss. Meanwhile, Hayley reevaluates her relationship status with Reginald.

When the cyborg version of Stan zooms in from the future on Valentine’s Day, Stan is more interested in him than he is in romancing Francine. She gets her loving from Cyborg Stan instead. Meanwhile, Steve, Barry, Snot and Toshi make a movie (with Roger directing) that’s a combination of “Mannequin” and “Goonies. Incoming search terms:may the best stan win

Stan becomes a crack addict after a “pharmaceutical salesman” tells him it’s cold medicine. Meanwhile, Steve’s biology lab partner turns out to be the girl of his dreams, and her father supports the relationship. But he does want to meet Steve’s parents. Voice of Bullock: Patrick Stewart.

When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his SUV to save money, he buys a horse—one that Roger (who’s a jockey) swears to him will win a big race and bring in enough money to cover the gas guzzler’s expenses. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends Snot, Barry and Toshi learn that good deeds don’t go unpunished when they assist a neighbor Incoming search terms:dont look a smith horse in the mouth

The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind. Incoming search terms:holy crapture

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

Steve must become the “man of the house” when Stan relives his childhood.

After Hayley and Steve leave for their summer vacations, Francine looks forward for the time she will have alone with Stan. However, Roger is living in the attic fighting for all the attention he can get. This results in Francine taking her time to teach Roger to be self-sufficient, which finally makes him get a place to live. But Stan has a fear that he will bore Francine, believing she will leave him, so he comes up with a plan to get...

Steve and his friends find and play with what they think is a video game in his father’s study, but they really activate a CIA drone. Incoming search terms:home adrone

Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty in order to get a promotion at work. When Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him, he gets Roger to pose as the leader of the small island nation. However, Roger takes his persona too far and Stan has to rescue him from an impending revolution. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom.

Steve is asked to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans Day celebration.